Had some fun yesterday. I phoned TV Licensing and asked to buy a licence.
What’s your address?
I don’t have one because I live on a boat.
OK, then what’s your correspondence address?
I don’t have one.
Then where does your mail go?
I don’t receive any.
Then you can’t get a licence.
In that case are you telling me it’s legal for me to watch tv without a licence if I don’t have an address? Because if you’re unable to sell me one it’s your fault I’m unlicensed.
Er, I’ll just talk to the manager. Five minutes later…
Sorry this has never come up before. We need an address.
I don’t have one.
etc etc etc…
Great work..great blog.. ;)
By the way, did you get your tv license finally?